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笑死了若干人的单句笑话
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1.女，喜甜食，甚胖。该女有一毛病：痛恨蚂蚁。问其故曰：这小东西，那么爱吃甜食，腰还那么细！
2.一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！
3.小蛤蟆看见了青蛙，便问妈妈：“那叔叔长得和咱们一样，可为啥是绿皮肤呀？”蛤蟆妈妈：“嘘！小声点，那是因为他老婆和别人过情人节去了。”
4.一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：我近来很不正常，吃什么拉什么，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，怎样才能恢复正常呢？医生沉默片刻：那你只能吃屎了。
5.这天看见一乞丐拿着两顶帽子在乞讨，给了一毛钱后，问乞丐为什么拿着两顶帽子，乞丐答：“最近生意不太好，我又开了一个分店。”
6.沙僧参加数学考试，监考老师盯着他脖子上的珠珠看了半天，冷笑道：嘿嘿！把算盘伪装成这样了，休想作弊，快摘下来。
Smiled
has
died
certain
people's
sentence
jokes
1.
Female,
happy
sweets,
is
really
fat.
This
female
has
aproblem:
Hatred
ant.
Asks
its
therefore
said
that,
This
small
thing,then
likes
eating
the
sweets,
the
waist
that
is
also
thin!
2. A
police
dog
saw
on
the
street
comes
an
ordinary
dog,
in
athreatening
manner
runs
interrogates
it: I
am
the
police
dog,
whatthing
are
you?
The
ordinary
dog
not
spare
a
glance
has a
look
it
tosay
that,
The
idiot,
looked
the
clear
spot,
the
father
is
theplainclothes!
3.
The
small
frog
saw
the
frog,
then
asks
mother:
"That
uncle
is
longand
we is
same,
why
can
be
the
green
skin?"
Frog
mother:
"Breathesout!
The
low
voice
spot,
that
is
because
his
wife
and
others
Love
boy
and
girl's
holiday
has
gone."
4. A
digestion
not
good
patient
complained
to
doctor
that,
Amn't
Irecently
very
normal,
what
eat
to
pull
what,
eats
the
cucumber
to
pullthe
cucumber,
eats
the
watermelon
to
pull
the
watermelon,
how
canrestore
normally?
Doctor
silences
the
moment:
Then
you
only
could
eatthe
excrement.
5.
This
day
sees
a
beggar
to
take
two
hats
in to
go
begging,
after
for10
cents,
asked
why
the
beggar
does
take
two
hats,
the
beggar
isanswering:
"Recently
thrived
not
too
is
good,
I
have
opened
a
branchstore."
6.
Sha
Seng
participates
in
mathematics
test,
monitored
an
examteacher
to
stare
at on
his
neck
bead
bead
to
look
at
the
half
of
theday,
sneered
the
road:
Heh
heh!
False
fitted
out
the
abacus
like
this,gave
up
any
idea
of
cheats,
quickly
took
off.
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